At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe.We are in a new phase of a very old war.
“After more than a hundred days in captivity, my socks were found innocent of all wrongdoing.”
Finally! The socks of freedom can at last reclaim their rightful position under the trousers of justice, and over the feet of truth.
Huzzah! The Return of the Sock!It's always nice to start the day with a Good News Story. :D
"One small step for man kind..." - but a giant leap with socks on ;) Hyperbole88
Great news Fjordman. Continue to sock it to 'em...
I have to say that I chuckled out loud. Too bad it is so pathetic.Just yesterday I did a huge amount of laundry. I can't help but think of all the socks being held hostage! They would be so frightened...
No, no. You've got it all wrong.They were worried that you would use your socks to make us your sock puppets - like they accuse you of doing with B-man...."The first Oxford English Dictionary example of the term, defined as "a person whose actions are controlled by another; a minion," is taken from U.S. News and World Report, March 27, 2000."
Where they washed when confiscated... may have been confused as weapons of mass destruction :-)
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